If you want to join Google Plus, I’d be happy to invite you. G+ is easier and more fun than Facebook, and more interactive than Twitter. Why not see for yourself?
Just tell me a joke or funny one-liner in the comments section below, and I’ll send you an invitation. If you have nothing funny to share, then just say hello!
Don’t forget to include your email address (but you don’t have to put your email in the comments section, where it’s public — just put it in the top part, where it’s private).
That’s how I’ll send your Google Plus invitation…..I’m not collecting email addresses and you’re not joining an email list. What you see is what you get: a Google+ invitation!
And, here’s an article called How to Use Google Plus on ReadWriteWeb.com. I’m brand new to Google Plus – just jumped on the bandwagon yesterday – so I’m definitely no expert. Just a curious user!
Come join me on Google Plus 
You can find me at Laurie PK – Quips and Tips.
Google plus invite pleaseee
Hello! Please send me an invite! Thanks
In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..
I have a book about to come out; perhaps I should not have eaten it in the first place.
Since you no longer need an “official” invitation to join Google Plus, I am no longer giving invitations.
G+ is now totally open — you don’t need to be invited. Just Google “Google Plus” and you can sign up for your own G+ account.
So I won’t be responding to further requests for invitations…see you on G Plus….
You’ve all been invited to join Google Plus! Thanks for your jokes
Mahmud Ahmadinejad and Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani (current and former conservative presidents) are in an airplane over Tehran.
Ahmadinejad says, “I am going to throw down $100, and let 10 Iranian citizens get them and pray for me.”
Rafsanjani, who is richer by far, replies, “I am going to throw out $1,000, and let 100 citizens pray for me.”
Provoked by the bravado of both men, the pilot mumbles, “I am going to throw both of you out, and let 70 million Iranians pray for me.”
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it roller skate.
Thank you for the invitation to join Google Plus.
True story
Four year old Australian with a rugby fan father. Dad says, “You’re gonna be a Wallaby when you grow up, aren’t you, son?”
Little lad tells his grandfather, “Grandpa, when I grow up, I’m going to be a Wobbly.”
Sal
Hi. Me likey G+
Thanks for your jokes! You’ve been invited to join Google Plus…enjoy!
My daughter was hungry for a bedtime snack the other day and upon receiving a slice of bologna, asked, “Is bologna healthy for you?” “Not really,” I told her. “But does it have vitamin seed?” Knowing that she soaks up everything she hears on television, I said, “I think you mean Vitamin C!”
I think I’ll jump on the bandwagon and go ahead and request an invite, please?! Thank you.
Hiya,
had a good giggle as I scrolled down the page to comment, some awesome jokes in there. Thanks in advance for the invite, here are my offerings:
Crime in multi-story carparks, wrong on so many levels.
Two elephants and a rattlesnake walk off a cliff, bah dum tshhh.
˙˙˙ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
You’ve all been invited!
Would really like to know what all this fuss is about!!
Much love from South Korea!
Please Invite!
Thanks I would appreciate it
ryanblue23@gmail.com
Hi Laurie,
Here’s a joke:
A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.
As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, “Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?”
The young man answered, “Yes, I did.”
To this the tailor said, “Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”
Thanks!!
You’ve all been invited to join Google Plus – see you in cyberspace
Did you hear about the guy that got a Viagra pill stuck in his throat? He had a stiff neck for 4 hours.
Thanks for the Google+ invite!
Id love an invite!
and heres my bit haha.
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week.”
He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”
Please invite me to Google Plus
knutskogeng@gmail.com
Thank you
You’ve been invited to join Google Plus..enjoy!
give me a invite.,.. Advance thanks..
hello, please invite me
You’re welcome!
Funny
You’ve all been invited to G+!
Thanks for the invite!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Please invite me!
How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
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You wave…
Thanx, u r gre8.
Hello, please invite me! Thank you.
You’ve been invited to join G+ — enjoy!
I’m a beggar. Usually I beg money and food but only an invitation to join google+ is accepted untill further notice.
What d o you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, that’s in a pool?
Bob
I hope I get an invite
This is a fun blog post – thanks for your one liners and jokes!
You’ve all been invited to join Google Plus…hope to see you there!
Hello
I have spent the last half hour laughing out loud. This is the best use of the web. And your Q&T are the best. Please invite me onto Google+.
If lawyers are disbarred, should electricians be delighted, magicians disillusioned, Dunkin Donuts disenfranchised and salesmen decommissioned?
Love your work. Keep it coming.
Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
My wife says I’m not funny so I’ll skip the funny remark.
Have you heard of that new pirate movie? It’s rated ARRRRRRRGGGGH!!
Lol, please send me an invite to Google+.
Thanks.
Hello, if you can invite me to join the Google Plus, I really appreciate your nice help!
You’ve all been invited to join Google Plus. Enjoy!
Hi Laurie could you please invite me? Thank you!
Please send an invite
Hey there, sorry I don’t have any good jokes, but please send me an invite
Thanks
Hi there please send me a invite
Thank You
Hi Laurie,
An older gentleman and his young girlfriend go into a jewelry store. The man says, “I want to buy a diamond ring for my girlfriend.” The jeweler pulls out a nice sized ring from behind the counter. Her eyes light up. The jeweler says, “This is a very nice ring for $5500.” The old man responds, “I was looking for something even nicer.” The jeweler pulls out a huge diamond ring. “This one is $50,000.” The old man nods and says “I’ll take it!” The girl’s eyes REALLY light up. The jeweler says, “And how will you be paying for that sir?” The old man replies, “I’ll be paying by check…now I know you have to make sure it is good, so I will leave it with you over the weekend and pick up the ring on Monday when it clears. “Fine!” says the jeweler. Monday comes and the jeweler calls the old man. “I’m sorry, but the check came back with insufficient funds.” “Oh I know”, the old man says, “…but let me tell you about my fantastic weekend!”
Please invite me!
You’ve all been invited to join G+….have a great day…
Hi, would you please send me an invite ?
Tried to think of a joke, but no cigar
Here is some truth though :
Living in China for a while, arrived in Saigon, Vietnam day before yesterday for holiday.
On day one : Almost died in the Cu Chi Tunnels !
On day two : Almost perished trying to cross the road in front of my hotel, in the middle of about a sudden 4 000 scooters !!
On day three : Who knows, that’s tomorrow … to be continued !!!
Hey, I tried heheh
Please invite me
Hello. Thnx for the invite.
Okay, I’m probably way too late for the Google+ party, but I’ll leave a joke anyway. Hope you enjoy it!
Scott
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?”
“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the Flight Attendant, “and it took us a while to find a new pilot.”
Love the joke, Alan!
You’ve all been sent your Google Plus invitation…
Hi.
Could you invite me to google plus please?
Thanks thanks
Pls invite me : jhx513@gmail.com. Many thanks.
Hi Laurie,
Great idea to offer G+ invites. I found this from your Quips and Tips for Successful Writers page and just have to give it a go.
A snail went into a bar and asked for a drink. The barman said “NO” threw him out.
Two weeks later the snail came back and said “What did you do that for?”
You’ve all been invited to Google plus – thanks for your jokes!!
Hey laurie
Could you please invite me to google +???
Greets
Just to keep the joke ball rolling, this is an oddball tale, but amusing for you as a free extra…
The head waiter at a upscale restaurant spots a very large man in a crumpled suit walk in. The head waiter greets the large man and says to him, “I’m sorry sir, but we have a strict dress code and you must wear a tie when dining here.”
The large man mumbles something under his breath, turns around and goes back outside to his car. The head waiter returns to his duties.
A few minutes later, the large man enters the restaurant again. The head waiter approaches him again and sees that the big man has a set of jumper cables tied around his neck resembling a tie. When the waiter inquires about the jumper cables, the large man apologizes and states that he doesn’t have a proper tie to wear.
The waiter considers the situation and the large size of the business man as to his own smaller stature. The waiter decides to serve the businessman.
“Sir”, says the waiter. “You may dine here, but I must ask that you don’t start anything!”
Very nice of you to offer free Google Plus invites to us. I don’t like facebook but had to join to keep up with relatives and friends. I’d rather have Google Plus and invite them in to something better.
So here’s my joke to share in exchange:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
My pop’s bigger than your pop…
hello
Would like to join.
Joke— what’s worse than ants in your pants?
Ans– Uncles
I sould love it to be invited by you to G+.
Sorry, that I ahve no joke,
but thank’s a lot.
Frank
Done!
Hello – may I have an invite please. Sorry, no joke. Thanks in advance.
Funny Wi_fi Network Names
http://www.howtogeek.com/news/awesome-wi-fi-network-names-humorous-image/6054/
Police Surveillance Van 2
Abraham Linksys
404NetworkUnavailable
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
lookmanowires
GET OFF MY LAN
Thanks in advance!
You’ve all been invited to join Google Plus…have fun!
hello !!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris can join Google Plus without having an invitation.
But I can’t, so I would love to get one. =)
Well appreciate if you could invite me to g+
hello! if you truly exist and i’m not in fact signing up for a horrible, anti-laptop virus… i’d love an invite too… if you’re still sending them out? hello…? fingers crossed, hoping that you exist… nice site, by the way.
Invite me. I’ll behave.
thank you..
A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, ‘Why are you trying to cross here when there’s a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?’
‘Well,’ replied the jay walker, ‘I hope it’s having better luck than me.’
Please invite me.. Thanks!
Wwwwhhhiiiiisssskkkeeeyyy……. Ahhhh…… Bless you!
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.
“Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
I know its old joke, but still funny. Thanks in advance for sending me invitation.
It worked. Wow. Wow. Thankssssssssssssssssss
Gary you win the prize for funniest joke! Your reward? A Google Plus invitation!!!
You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.
Please let me have a google + invite
hi! I would love an invite to google plus! As for jokes, hmmm. I am more of a situational humor type of girl.
Thanks for the reply about my Google+ invite … email address is attached … joke? Ok, but I’ll apologize now …
)
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”
You’ve been invited to join the par-tay — enjoy!
Would love an invite!
hello there from Romania!
just wanted to start experiencing google+
thanks in advance!
Laurie, thankyouthankyouthankyou (wags tail)…
Hello all,
You’ve been invited to join Google Plus! Even the US Marine (I’m a Canadian pacifist
) – I hope to see you on G+….
Hey ive been waiting to get an invite for a month now. hopefully this works. Iam a US Marine getting ready to go to Japan. Semper Fi
Hi Laurie,
I’m sorry, all my jokes are old, like me, but please, please help me get free from the Facebook vampire by sending me an invite to G+ (if you have any left)!!!
Bless you for that…
Brent
hi
please give me a invitation…………….
please…………..
Where does one legged waitress work?
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Ihop.
Please invite thanks.
Hi Arlo ~ I sent you another Google invitation, just now. I must have missed you the first time, sorry about that!
Hi Laurie,
I posted yesterday @ 830AM. Still no invite. Did I put my email in wrong maybe?
Thanks for your consideration.
You’ve all been invited to Google Plus…see you over there!
Don’t have a joke, but want to say that you have an awesome, very useful site. I would love an invite to join Google+. Thanks.
I would like to receive a invitation to Google Plus Thank you
Hello
A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.
Not the funniest, i know. But i’d really like an invite
Hi. nice photos, especially close to his face. I would like to receive an invitation from Google Plus. Thank you.
Denilson(Rio de Janeiro-BRAZIL)
Hello Laurie,
So nice of you to offer invites, if you still have some left i’d love one, I’ve got to try this G+.
Thanks again!
V.
I’ve invited you all to Google Plus.
I especially liked Chelsea’s joke
Hello! would appreciate an invite for G+. thank you!
my mail is willy94972@gmail.com someone can send me an invite to google plus please?
wow ! thanks a lot
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has she had this condition?” “Two years,” says the man. “Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?” asked the shrink. The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, “We needed the eggs.”
I’d really appreciate an invite!!
As the lady patiently awaits her speeding ticket, she decides to try a bit of feminine prowess. She smiles and says to the cop “I thought they didn’t give tickets to pretty young girls.” The cop says “We don’t Ma’am… sign here.”
Please send me an invite! I’ve been trying to get one for 3 months now!
Why did the Mustard lose the race?…..Because he couldn’t Ketchup!
You should all have received your Google plus invitation by now…have fun with it! I know I am
With the financial crisis of the U.S. makes me think I should hide my money underneath my matress, but running out of space so I am considering getting a public storage…hehehe. Invite me to Google plus! Thanks
Hello How are you ??
With the financial crisis of the U.S. makes me think I should hid my money underneath my matress, but running out of space so I am considering getting a public storage…hehehe. Invite me to Google plus! Thanks
Hey
pretty please
dad – what would you like 4 ur bday , son ?
son – nothing much dad , just a radio with a sports car around it.
would really love a google+ invite .
thanks in advance
Hi Laurie,
May I have a chance to get a Google+ invitation?
Cheers
hello can i please have an invite to google +
hello
can you please invite me. ive been dying to try google plus
Any chance I can get a Google+ invite?
Cheers.
I’ve invited you all…and am ready for a cold bear
Hi Laurie,
Would like invitation to Google+ please please!!
Please add me on kristianslamet@hotmail.com
How do you put a bear in a fridge? – open the fridge door, put the bear in, close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? – open the door, *take the bear out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
How do bears feel? – not sure, but at least one of them is cold because it just came out of the fridge.
Hello Sir, please send me an invitation.
I read a really funny joke a couple of days ago:
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.
)
Thank you, Laurie!
Hello Laurie!
If you still have some invitations, I would appreciate one – if possible.
Hello from Gard in Norway
I’ve sent you your Google Plus invitations…I hope you enjoy it
Hello, would you pls send invitation to me? I am eager to jion
hey heres the joke how much hardware engineers require to solve a software problem:none as it is a software problem hahahaha!!!
please i had love to get an invitation
thanks:}
Hello from quebec Canada.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day
My email is adelmoataz90@gmail.com
HEY I WISH TO HAVE INVIT PLZ
Thanks for your funny quips! You’ve all been invited to G+. Cheers!
Hy,
Hello..
You know what one tomato said to the other, once crossing the street?
Look the car!! – smashed –
Which car??!! – smashed –
can you send me an invite for Google Plus please?
alchemistdoctor@gmail.com
i sppose i have to put some funny one liners for trade
1.Traffic light: Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
2.People: Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what’s happened.
3.Opera: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
4.Salesman: Man with ability to convince wife she’d look fat in mink.
I would like an invitation
Please send me to slimakowe.konto@gmail.com
Thanks in advance ;]
Trade: Google Plus invite for a couple of one-liners, please!
Out of Mind. Back in five minutes.
Time is supposed to keep everything from happening at once — it’s not working.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
This isn’t denial. I’m just very selective about which reality I accept.
This isn’t hell. This is where you get sent when you’ve been bad in hell.
Where are my jokes or funny one-liners?
All right, y’all should have received your Google Plus invitations by now…unless they got lost in the mail…
Please can you send me an invite ?
AbhiKumarMCA@gmail.com
Thanks!
Hey, can you please send me an invite? jubarasdi@gmail.com
Hey, can you send me an invite?
ae.13.souls@gmail.com
Thanks! =)
arjay.italia@gmail.com
invite me plz?
You’re invited to Google Plus – Have fun!
I don’t have any funny or cheesy jokes but I’ve been curious about Google+ and what it’s about!
Hope I’m not too late for an invite 
Please invite.
What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Thanks for your corny, cute jokes – I appreciate it!
You should all have received your Google Plus invitation by now…
It’s corny but how many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? Whoops sorry none as that is a hardware problem
Thanks for the invite
Hello! I’d love an invite to Google Plus. It’ll give me street cred with my teenage son. Thanks!
hiiiii….pls send me request..i m too mch xcitd 2 join g+
Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would like an invitation to Google+. Am I too late?
Please send to zivkong (a) gmail.com
Many thanks!!!!!
hello needed a google plus invitation
I would love an invite to Google+
Here is your joke:
Why was the Blonde fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W’s!
Hi,
Joke –
Why did the M&M go to school? To become a Smartie.
Please can I have an invite?
Thanks,
Scott
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait.” -Mitch Hedberg
Thanks so much for your generosity, and asking little in return!
Hi Laurie,
You still up for an invite?
Here is a joke:
Q:What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: thats Nacho cheese
Enjoyed the site btw!
looking for invite to plus
Hi!! I would love to get google plus and talk to you about it! Also I love blogging and pinterest if you want to follow either! Also have a lot of jokes! Let’s me friends
thanks for all you do! Blessings
Hi Laurie!
Thanks for the great presentation yesterday – very informative and gave me lots to think about!
Can I please get an invite to g+ (bronwyn.logan@gmail.com)?!
Thanks
-Bronwyn
Hi Laurie,
Love the blog. My funny for today is;
There are only three types of people in the world; Those who can count, and those who can’t!
Please may I have an invite to g+
Thanks in advance
Philip
Please invite me! (sorry can’t think of a joke tired…)
I would if I could, but I keep having nightmares about a woodchuck carrying a little hatchet… Oooh!
Thank God I’m an atheist.
Invite me.
Please send me an invite!……..thanks.
please invite me and give me the keys to google town
Hi! please invite me to google+!!!!!!
I would love an invite please.
something to ponder:
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Jonathan, I couldn’t tell if you were being sarcastic or not…so I sent you one anyway.
Everyone else, you’ve been invited to join Google Plus…up, up, and away!
Newcomers: if you tell “dirty” or offensive jokes, I can’t approve the comment or invite you to join G+. My mama won’t let me.
Please, Oh God, please send me an invite. I’ve been a Google kiss a$$ since the turn of the century and all I want to do is use their services. Thank you.
hi, i’d like one too
Too tired to think of a joke right now…LOL But I would love to join Google +. Thank you Laurie!
)
Hi Laurie! wassup?? I want a google plus invite =)
THX!
Thanks for the invite. This looks like a great site.
Enjoy your Google Plus invitations
Hi Laurie,
Thanks for the offer for the invite. It sounds interesting. My email is above as requested. Sorry, I can’t think of any funny jokes at the moment.
~Malysa
Hi Laurie, please send me an invite to Google Plus.
Thanks,
Val
Hello!
Hello! Can I have an invite to Google+ please?
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Thanks!
Hey here is my joke.
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”
I hope you enjoy it and pleaseee invite me. (:
I would love an invite.
Laure
Would like an invite. And thanks for the informative blog!
Hello . . .
please please please………………………….invite me please please plaese…………..
Done! You’re all invited to join G+….I wish I could send a special invitation to peeps who post jokes, one-liners, or quips.
please please please………..invite me please……
Hey.. Send me the invitation
I don’t have a joke, but I do have a nice quote.
– We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. – Buddha –
can i please get an invite to googleplus please thank you
Hey here is my joke.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.”
I hope you enjoy it and PLEASE send me an invite.
It’s me again! If you could send the invite to THIS email address instead, that’d be INsAaAaaaAaAAAAAaane! :3
Why do elves have low self esteem?
Because they’re elf conscious! Teehee.
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken!
If you read the Dark Tower series by Stephen King, you’d know that.
Welcome to G+! You should’ve all received your invitations by now…
Patient: Doctor, I have just 55 short seconds to live..
Doctor: Plz wait, I’ll attend you in a minute..:)
Here is my humor in exchange for an invite…I hope.
Laurie Pawlik-Keinlin,
May call you a Google+ friend.
So I’m hoping this limerick,
is a clever enough gimmick,
And land me an invite in the end.
Have a wonderful day.
hello
I would love to have an invite.
Can’t think of anything funny though.
Was looking around at Writing sites and stumbled on yours.
BTW don’t by a drink for the road, the road is already laid out.
Look forward to seeing you on Google+ (appreciate if you’d invite me!)
Thanks in advance.
TB
Well, if you still invite people,…
Thanks in advance.
And a joke (sorry for broken english):
Father asks his son: “What do you want for birthday?”
-”A ping-pong ball, please.”
Father is a little confused but ok, he won’t spend any money.
Next year the same, and another, and so on…
One day kid gets hit by a bus in front of his house and father runs and asks him why he wanted only ping-pong balls for birthdays.
-”Because…” and kid dies.
prabhat.sharma1989@gmail.com
thanks for inviting in advance
bt i dont have any joke for u
invite me please
Welcome to Google Plus – you should all receive your invitations any moment now.
Thanks, Gop, for coming back to thank me. That was super nice
Plz can you send me an invite if any available?
Thanks
C.L.A.S.S.-Come Late And Start Sleeping…….!!!!
Hi! an invite if u please.
hello dear.
I hoped to send u funny comment .but i’m at work so no fun
hope u invite me for google plus
thanks
Hi from a G+ wannabee
- a riddle:
which word changes both it’s meaning and pronunciation when it’s first letter is capitalised?
A: polish
A great way on driving traffic to your site!
all the best
please please please invit me………………………please
plus me. Welcome google plus.
did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? well, well , well ..LukeEmo35@gmail.com
I’d love an invite if you have any left!
johnfones@gmail.com
Is Google+ for average size people? If I am a plus will I have to go on a diet?
Hello,
Funny Joke:
A man placed an ad in the classifieds…
“wife Wanted”
The next day he received several letters they all said the same thing..
“You can have mine!”
Thanks for an invite if you still have them!
Bill.
Hello, Laurie,
Thanks for sharing your invites with us. I hope that you have at least one left.
please invite me…
forhad.fm@gmail.com
Hello! I would love an invite if you have any left. I am surprised I didnt get the option myself. I have 12 accounts for various shopping/personal/school/teaching accounts and not ONE was given google+ Im sad
lol
I am horrible with jokes
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Thanks
You’ve all been sent your Google Plus invitation. Have fun!
Also looking for an invite
if it is even possible any more.
I intend to live forever – so far, so good
Google + invite would be great!
Hello
I’d love to have invitation
Hey there. The joke right now is facebook chat. Please send me a google+ invite. Thanks!
Hello
Hello there… A joke for you…
A duck walks into a bar and asks the barman: “Got any Bread?”
Barman says: “No.”
Duck says: “Got any bread?”
Barman says: “No.”
Duck says: “Got any bread?”
Barman says: “No, we have no bread.”
Duck says: “Got any bread?”
Barman says: “No, we haven’t got any ******** bread.”
Duck says: “Got any bread?”
Barman says: “No, are you deaf?! We haven’t got any ******* bread, ask me again and I’ll nail your ******* beak to the bar you irritating ******* of a ******* bird!”
Duck says: “Got any nails?”
Barman says: “No”
Duck says: “Got any bread?
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Hope that made you laugh if not…
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
Lame right lol
Hope you invite me soon.
Hi,
Would you please send me an invite please?
Reza.
rezaeee08@gmail.com
hello……
“STORY OF LOVE AT SECOND SIGHT”
A GIRL FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY AT SECOND SIGHT, B’COZ
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At 1st sight SHE DON’T KNEW THAT HE HAS….. AUDI Q7..
HELLO!!! I wish I was funnier but it’s late…thanks for the invite.
id love to bug test this baby let me at it
Q: if you’re riding down the street and your bike gets a flat tire, how many pancakes does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
A: none, cuz popcorn doesn’t grow on rocks.
I’m sorry that I don’t have anything funny or witty to say, but I have become much more matter of fact as I’ve gotten older. I would love an invite, so when you find the time, please add me. I appreciate the help.
Hi Laurie, can you send me invitation to join:( we’re all so desperate to join Google Plus lol, why must that be because Facebook has gotten boring:D Hoping to connect with you in Google Plus:)
Google plus. U know u wanta baby!!!!!
Timmy from australia. That funny hey.
Hi I honestly found this website about google plus.
I would really appreciate a google plus invite, Thanks.
A funny joke:
There are really good commedians out there that don’t swear. But inserting the f-word can change your meaning of a sentence.
Example: I wouldn’t say he is crazy ; he is just a kid.
F-word injected: I wouldn’t say he is crazy ; he is just fucking a kid.
You’re all invited to join Google Plus….play safe, kiddos
Hi Laurie!
I saw your post on Suite101 about Google+ invites–it’s awesome that you’re willing to do this for us poor kids left out in the rain so far!
If you have one to spare (I really don’t know the invite system) it’d be great to finally experience Google+ instead of just hearing all these enticing juicy bits from others. Thanks!
Hello, I’d like an invite!
villefranchevladimir@gmail.com
PLz can you send me an invite your soo sweet
oxoxox
Google invites, what a great idea. I subscribed to your site, it’s fab
hey i’d love an invite
again in love for 30th time………………………….with life
plz invite me
You’ve all been invited to Google Plus. Thanks to those who made jokes – I really like that
Hello!
Why is Facebook a great site for loners?
Because it’s the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!
I’m sorry… that was my attempt at Social Network humor
thebradhotline@hotmail.com
I’d really like an invite and be rid of my evil nemesis… Facebook
Plz invite me
I would like an invite!
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
I searched to join google plus on google I found you…..
Hello,
Please can you send me an invite for google+
anuj686@gmail.com
Thanks.
hi..
i need an invitation please. email: its4mee@gmail.com
thanks b4.
What goes “ha, Ha .Bonk1″ A clown laughing its head off. In vite me please
Plz send me invitation for Google Plus……….
Hi, i would greatly appreciate an invitation. Thank YOU!
Hi there, can I get a invite? I would love to try out google’s big new project. Thanks!
jmedude81@gmail.com
Pls send me the invitation
the joke is here—–
A housefly sits on a porrridge
A sardar sees it
n says.this isnt the thing u r thinking to b!!!!!!!!
Don’t really have any good jokes. Sorry.
I’d like to receive an invite to Google Plus.
Thankyou
brubrodksy@gmail.com
hi i would like an invite….
What does an insomnic, dyslexic, agnostic do?
Lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog
if an invites available much thanks
Hey Laurie, Great website! I would love a Google+ invitation…that’s very kind of you. Cheers, Lori
Hello! I would just love an invite!
Hello Laurie, i will really appreciate this google+ invitation. Sincerely Thanks!!
I’m so sad about not having a Google+ invite (yet) that I can’t possibly think of anything funny. I checked Twitter for jokes but all my Tweeps have melted in DC’s heat wave. However, the Capital Weather Gang cane through for me:
You know it’s hot when:
* You see a bird using a potholder to pull a worm out of the ground.
* Farmers are feeding crushed ice to their chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
* Electric bills for A/C are more than the house payment.
* You’ve canceled your Hotmail account because you didn’t like the name
I am sure my humor will return with a Google+ invite! Thanks!
hello!!!
i need an invitation too.
(panagiotistr@hotmail.com)
thanks!
You’ve all been invited to join Google+. Enjoy your adventure!
Hey, would be nice to have an invitation from you
Here, a quote by August Stringberg, whose words I found yesterday on a very central street of Stockholm:
“Society is madhouse whose wardens are the officials and the police.”
Thanks.
hello
OMG thats so exciting .. Thank You so much, You are an angel
Hey!
Invite me please!
florensia.finni@gmail.com
thanks!
Thanks for making me smile – what a great way to start the day!
You’ve all been sent a Google Plus invitation. Enjoy yourselves.
Hello! I’d be so happy if send me an invite. Please? <3 My email is itsmyhaven@gmail.com.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because that chicken is a llama.
P.S. Google+ please
I was in a wrestling match and the other guy got me in a head lock and wrote his name on my forehead. It was his signature move
A joke for a google+ invite you say? Ok here goes (get ready cuz its cheezy)
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender: We don’t serve vegetables here!
Mushroom: Ah come on! I’m a fungi.
I know – I will sit myself in the corner and think about what I just wrote
Hi!
Thanks for posting this. I would LOVE an invite!!
A millionaire has a collection of alligators living in his swimming pool. He has a beautiful 20-year old daughter, still not married. One day he invites some friends and announces:
My friends, I have a suggestion for all present young men still single: I will give my daughter as a wife for that man who is able to cross my pool swimming and reach the other side save and well.
Next moment a big splash can be heard, and everyone watches a young man swimming fast like Tarzan crossing a river to save Jane. In the lucky end he reaches the other side without being bitten by the alligators. The millionaire says:
Fantastic! I never thought that some-one would achieve this. But I will keep my promise of course. Do You know my daughter?
The young man answers:
Oh, let it be! I am already married. But I would just like to know who was that funny guy who pushed me into the pool!
Hope it was good enough to get invited!?
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
I’d love an invite. Thanks!
ha ha – that’s really funny, Betelgeuse!
You all should have received your Google Plus invitation by now…
Can get access to the G-spot please? ooops, i mean G+. cheers…
i’d love an invite please….thanks
I’ld like to get an Google + invitation
Hello, and thanks for yor invitation!
google+ me! Thanks!
hello: oops… forgotten: I’ld like to get an Google + invitation
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Hello, i just saw your RSS feed today. I hope i get a invitation too.
Huge hugs from Brazil
I would love an invitation
Please and thank you! You so rock!
Y’all are invited….now go create some circles!
Hello! i would like an invite if you can send me one
Thanks!
RE: I forgot to tell you sthing funny !
Actually I don’t have any quotes but I can say from all the underneath of my heart THANK YOU
hey Pleaaaase do invite me if you have got any invites left ! I need this :S
hello, g+ would be nice, hopefully won’t be anything like fb
You’re all invited to G+ — see you there
Willing to try something new every day.
hey, i really need a invitation to g+. can someone please help me out? email is ccgrubby022@gmail.com
thanks in advance
Hello
sorry for delay,hope you’ll invite me
Please invite me on Google plus
thanks and regards
Harsh vardhan Tiwari
I’m trying to think of something witty but am drawing a blank, so a hello, if you don’t mind, will have to do.
Thanks for the link to the article.
Have a great week!
You’re all invited….enjoy G+!
Small update: Managed to use the invite by copying the join link, logging out of my Google Apps account, logging into a GMail account, then pasting link into browser.
Just thought I’d mention that in case anyone else made the same mistake and received an invite at an account that didn’t have access to Google Profiles.
Sorry, no joke to add.
Hey I’m already on Google+ but would like a networking add.
My funny for you…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,
he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the
bottom half of the photo. He’s really worried but then
remembers how bad his grandmother’s eyesight is,
and hopes she won’t notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: “Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle… it makes your nose look too short.” Love, Grandma
Hi Laurie,
Thanks for the invite, unfortunately I didn’t know that Google Profiles (which you need to have in order to access Google +) is not available for Google Apps users (people who use their own domain address for their GMail). So word to the wise: Use an @gmail.com address to request the invite or it won’t work.
Sorry to waste an invite. *sigh*
Thanks so much! I would love an invite to Google+. Hope you’re having a great day. Dana
What a great idea! Some of your subscribers/fans, Laurie, are hilarious…
Here’s my joke:
So this rope walked into a bar and took a seat on a stool. The bartender came over and said, “Hi there. Can I get you a drink?”
The rope replied, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
Thank you for my Google + invite.
Hi Laurie,my email is published along with my comment though I wrote it on the top.And also the first k is small not capital as shown by mistake.Pl.do something if need be.Thanks.
Kssidhump@hotmail.com
Hi Laurie,your new picture is awesome and reflects your charm.You look young and mischievous in a loving way.Congrats for the choice.
Please send me an invite for google plus facility.I’m late because of poor internet connectivity.
My one liner:
Thread said to the needle,”Where is your eye,dear?”
Found Quips and Tips from Suite. You have bundled good tips. I would appreciate an invitation to G+.
The economy is a joke.
Rick.
I’d liek an invite to Google+ please.
Mark
Only one-liner I know, and it’s baaaaad.
A skeleton walks into a bar and says “Gimme a beer and a mop.”
Thanks for the invite!
I’ve invited you all…enjoy the Google Plus ride!
And thanks for the one liners and jokes — so great to have a laugh as I send out the invitations
Too early for a joke, plus one of my teeth hurts… but I’d like to take part. =)
Jennifer
Little Johnny’s father is reading him a Bible story. He says, “And the Lord told Lot to take his wife and flee from the city (of Sodom). Lot told her not to look back. But Lot’s wife disobeyed. She looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.”
Johnny looks worried. “So what happeend to the flea, dad?”
Hello! Still got invites?
I already have Google+, so feel free to add me. I’m looking to connect with other writers.
Just subbed to your blog yesterday, so I’ve been reading. And at 1:45 AM a joke escapes me at the moment. I’m doing good to type correctly! I’m usually typing gibberish by now.
i would love an invite…. gracias…
We had recently bought a pair of peacocks and my brother was then 4.5 years old wanted to show them off to some guests who were visiting us. Look we have two peacocks, he said. One of them is a male and the other one is an email:)
What do you do with an old chemist that has died? Barium.
I can’t be funny when I am begging… Pleeeeeaaaaase invite me to Google+
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine by the campfire, they retire for the evening, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, you moron!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
Hi! I’d love an invite if you still have them available…
And a joke: What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
Thank you!
here’s my one liner
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
Please send me an invite! =)
Hey, Laurie – I came over just to read the funnies posted by the others – and I have one for you, too:
Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a ‘Gripe Sheet’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas’ pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident and is rated one among the top 10 safest airlines.
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny… (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last..
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
By the way, love your new picture! Cheers!
Ben Franklin quote – “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Thanks for the invite in advance
Thanks for all the tips on twitter! I would love an invite if you dont mind. Thank you so much!!
I’m interested in giving Google + a whirl. Thanks for the invite!
Hello! i would like an invite if you can send me one
Thanks!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder….. Thanks in advance.
Hello! I’d love an invite
thanks! I don’t really know what the google+ project is but I’d love to try it out!
Thanks
Hmm, well it’s not original, but I did see this on Twitter today:
The difference between a writer and a mental patient is that one carries a notebook.
I certainly need more ways to procrastinate and Google + sounds like a good one.
How does a writer change a light bulb?
I can’t tell you, but I can show you
What did the tree say to the lumberjack? “I’m Stumped”
or
Why should you not ask Chris to tell you a joke? Because he doesn’t know how to tell good jokes! ha!
Please invite techtwins *at* gmail
Forgot to leave you something funny – it’s not a joke, and while I’m amused, you may not be. I thought my reaction to getting grey hair was typical – “Well, there it is.” But you should have seen my reaction the first time I looked down on my arm to see I’d actually lost a grey hair. That’s a whole ‘nuther sphere of omg.
(Got my invite within minutes of you sending! Thank you. /cheers )
I’ve kicked and screamed and dragged my feet about Googoe+ but, yeah, okay, I can’t stand being on the outside looking in. Add me, please, if you have any invites left. No really good jokes today, but here’s an oldie: “Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.”
Rodney Dangerfield
Thanks
I’ve invited you all…see you on Google Plus
Hello, thanks for the invite.
Hello,,,,looking forward to Google Plus and tips!
Do you have any invites left, or am I too late? Here’s a Star Wars joke just in case (stolen from a fb buddy)
How is duct tape like The Force?
It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together!
Hey gal…anyone ever told you “you’re funny looking but you don’t look funny?! Thanks for the invite.
A one-liner for writers:
It’s not who you know, it’s whom you know.
Thanks for the invite.
PS Thanks for sharing funny bits — it really brightens my day
I’ve invited you all…check your Spam accounts….if you haven’t received the invitation by tomorrow, let me know. I don’t know how long it takes!
I’d love an invite too.
Hello! Looking forward to trying Google+
Hi Laurie,
I’d love that google + invite. My email address was attached with this comment.
Here’s the joke:
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That’s a hardware problem.
I’d love an invite too!
Something funny… my 3 year old now asks me for something and when I give permission, she asks me why – a funny twist on the “why” phase that always makes me laugh!
Saw your invite on Suite. I am already on google +, but can leave my favorite riddle:
When do you go on red and stop on green? …. (drum roll) …. When you’re eating a watermelon!
Feel free to add me on google+ – I’m going to start making a Suite circle.
Hi,
I do admit that I found this website via this post, but I find it very useful! Thanks!
OK. To the point. I hope you still have invites left, because I’ve been dying to get g+.
*clears throat*
Q: How many critics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Critics don’t know how, but rest assured they’ll find something wrong with the way you do it.
email is (my nick) (at) gmail.com. Thank you in advance!
Please can you send me an invite ?
Thibault.Valjevac@gmail.com
Thanks, Sorry for language i’m french
Hi I would love an invite:
tajdidrahman @ live .co.uk
Thanks!
Just found you via #amwriting (google+ invite is nice bait
). Amazing amount of content here – this is going to take a while.